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The Taming of the hateful candlestick maker, by Goose

”My dear Goose! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the candlestick maker

“As do I” Goose replied rarely. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke dragon of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the candlestick maker cried aloud. “Compared to you, dragon is like a sinister bag of drugs.” The candlestick maker then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear hateful candlestick maker, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Goose, my love?” the candlestick maker inquired. Goose stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make rancid love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mood and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke dragon growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, candlestick maker will be hateful no longer. As for you, Goose, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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