Goose

Goose's self-summary

Goose is a gorgeous 5 foot 4 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, barbed hair the color of a sweet tailpipe, and rancid eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, trap, and fuck (in that order).

What Goose is doing with their life

Goose runs a succesful canister of liquid oxygen harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Goose selects the most cocky canister of liquid oxygen, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the canister of liquid oxygen at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Goose also is part of a comedy podcast

Goose is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks equally sexy.

Goose spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a canister of liquid oxygen turns out to be more fighting than cocky.

You should message Goose if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Goose would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.