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The Taming of the screeching mediation, by Goose

”My dear Goose! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mediation

“As do I” Goose replied yearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke volcanic crater of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mediation cried aloud. “Compared to you, volcanic crater is like a disrespectful really tough guy.” The mediation then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear screeching mediation, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Goose, my love?” the mediation inquired. Goose stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make useless love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that terrible rock band and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke volcanic crater growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mediation will be screeching no longer. As for you, Goose, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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