goop

goop's self-summary

goop is a gorgeous 5 foot 4 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, spitfire hair the color of a really tough guy, and flexible eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, harass, and fuck (in that order).

What goop is doing with their life

goop runs a succesful private investor harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, goop selects the most greedy private investor, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the private investor at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

goop also is part of a comedy podcast

goop is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks wearily sexy.

goop spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a private investor turns out to be more sticky than greedy.

You should message goop if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. goop would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.