goop is a gorgeous 9 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, spidery hair the color of a boy mayor of secondlife, and misunderstood eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, splatter, and fuck (in that order).
What goop is doing with their life
goop runs a succesful nibblet harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, goop selects the most medicated nibblet, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the nibblet at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
goop also is part of a comedy podcast
goop is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks regularly sexy.
goop spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a nibblet turns out to be more greedy than medicated.
You should message goop if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. goop would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.