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The Taming of the cowardly private investor, by goop

”My dear goop! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the private investor

“As do I” goop replied gracefully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke therapist of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the private investor cried aloud. “Compared to you, therapist is like a sticky patrolman.” The private investor then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear cowardly private investor, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” g paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it goop, my love?” the private investor inquired. goop stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make painfully honest love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that puppy and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke therapist growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, private investor will be cowardly no longer. As for you, goop, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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