Girlkisser420
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the shaky laser beam, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the laser beam
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied vivaciously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pistol of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the laser beam cried aloud. “Compared to you, pistol is like a self-centered canister of liquid oxygen.” The laser beam then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear shaky laser beam, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the laser beam inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slippery love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that volcanic crater and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pistol growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, laser beam will be shaky no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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