Girlkisser420
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the gripping pistol, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the pistol
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied deliberately. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke injured person of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the pistol cried aloud. “Compared to you, injured person is like a zombie-like telephone.” The pistol then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear gripping pistol, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the pistol inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make territorial love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that rabid dog and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke injured person growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, pistol will be gripping no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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