Wanted by the FBI: Girlkisser420
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $6,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator Girlkisser420.
Girlkisser420 has the following tattoos: a mess on their lower back; a puppy atop a background story on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a famous landscape painting on their forehead.
Girlkisser420 is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera swiftly attacking the store clerk with a candlestick maker. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $5000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted Girlkisser420 two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered candlestick maker to a confused homeless person. If you see Girlkisser420, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described Girlkisser420 to be as “maniacal, rancid, and a terrible dresser to boot.”