Girlkisser420

Girlkisser420's self-summary

Girlkisser420 is a gorgeous 4 foot 7 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, nighttime hair the color of a legal warrant, and waving eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, kill, and fuck (in that order).

What Girlkisser420 is doing with their life

Girlkisser420 runs a succesful haunted graveyard harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Girlkisser420 selects the most violent haunted graveyard, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the haunted graveyard at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Girlkisser420 also is part of a comedy podcast

Girlkisser420 is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks monthly sexy.

Girlkisser420 spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a haunted graveyard turns out to be more free-loading than violent.

You should message Girlkisser420 if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Girlkisser420 would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.