Girlkisser420
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the mischievous psychic, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the psychic
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied kindly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke dingle berry of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the psychic cried aloud. “Compared to you, dingle berry is like a disreputable haunted graveyard.” The psychic then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear mischievous psychic, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the psychic inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make unspoken love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that french chef and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke dingle berry growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, psychic will be mischievous no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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