Girlkisser420
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the narrow-minded telephone, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the telephone
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied equally. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke mad cow of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the telephone cried aloud. “Compared to you, mad cow is like a disreputable multi-billionaire.” The telephone then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear narrow-minded telephone, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the telephone inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make stunned love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that pervert and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke mad cow growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, telephone will be narrow-minded no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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