Girlkisser420
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the useless rabid dog, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the rabid dog
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied frantically. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke therapist of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the rabid dog cried aloud. “Compared to you, therapist is like a drunken friendly grandma.” The rabid dog then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear useless rabid dog, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the rabid dog inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make congratulating love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that gaming laptop and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke therapist growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, rabid dog will be useless no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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