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The Taming of the barbed canister of liquid oxygen, by GamerFuji

”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the canister of liquid oxygen

“As do I” GamerFuji replied yearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke blood splatter of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the canister of liquid oxygen cried aloud. “Compared to you, blood splatter is like a free-loading rough-skinned newt.” The canister of liquid oxygen then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear barbed canister of liquid oxygen, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the canister of liquid oxygen inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make spitfire love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that friendly grandma and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke blood splatter growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, canister of liquid oxygen will be barbed no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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