Wanted by the FBI: GamerFuji
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $31,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator GamerFuji.
GamerFuji has the following tattoos: a sandwich on their lower back; a friendly grandma atop a famous landscape painting on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a sweet tailpipe on their forehead.
GamerFuji is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera obnoxiously attacking the store clerk with a big idiot. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $8000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted GamerFuji two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered big idiot to a confused homeless person. If you see GamerFuji, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described GamerFuji to be as “angry, barbed, and a terrible dresser to boot.”