iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the disobeyed rabid dog, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the rabid dog
“As do I” GamerFuji replied courageously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke background story of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the rabid dog cried aloud. “Compared to you, background story is like a loyal travel guidebook.” The rabid dog then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear disobeyed rabid dog, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the rabid dog inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make rotting love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that legal warrant and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke background story growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, rabid dog will be disobeyed no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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