GamerFuji

Wanted by the FBI: GamerFuji

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $8,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator GamerFuji.

Remarks:

GamerFuji has the following tattoos: a tank on their lower back; a injured person atop a mess on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a skinny woman on their forehead.

Details:

GamerFuji is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera stealthily attacking the store clerk with a volcanic crater. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $7000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted GamerFuji two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered volcanic crater to a confused homeless person. If you see GamerFuji, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described GamerFuji to be as “unspoken, sickened, and a terrible dresser to boot.”

GamerFuji has appeared in:

Good Striations/r/eally_vain

Documents provided:

Ghostride the Dick