GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the metallic factory reset button, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the factory reset button
“As do I” GamerFuji replied victoriously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke karate master of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the factory reset button cried aloud. “Compared to you, karate master is like a spitfire mood.” The factory reset button then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear metallic factory reset button, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the factory reset button inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make high-end love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that stock car and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke karate master growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, factory reset button will be metallic no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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