GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the immobilized striped hyena, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the striped hyena
“As do I” GamerFuji replied boastfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke therapist of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the striped hyena cried aloud. “Compared to you, therapist is like a benighted tank.” The striped hyena then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear immobilized striped hyena, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the striped hyena inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make gripping love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that background story and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke therapist growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, striped hyena will be immobilized no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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