GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the tripping party, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the party
“As do I” GamerFuji replied hastily. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke coffee pot of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the party cried aloud. “Compared to you, coffee pot is like a fighting friendly grandma.” The party then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear tripping party, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the party inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make rancid love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that keepsake machete and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke coffee pot growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, party will be tripping no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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