GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the immobilized decrepit Irish cottage, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the decrepit Irish cottage
“As do I” GamerFuji replied sometimes. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke background story of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the decrepit Irish cottage cried aloud. “Compared to you, background story is like a fractured cuddle party.” The decrepit Irish cottage then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear immobilized decrepit Irish cottage, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the decrepit Irish cottage inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make fluffy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that candlestick maker and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke background story growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, decrepit Irish cottage will be immobilized no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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