GamerFuji

GamerFuji's self-summary

GamerFuji is a gorgeous 5 foot 2 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, fiercely-loyal hair the color of a volcanic crater, and slap happy eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, bury, and fuck (in that order).

What GamerFuji is doing with their life

GamerFuji runs a succesful friendly grandma harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, GamerFuji selects the most sinister friendly grandma, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the friendly grandma at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

GamerFuji also is part of a comedy podcast

GamerFuji is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks perfectly sexy.

GamerFuji spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a friendly grandma turns out to be more bat-shit-crazy than sinister.

You should message GamerFuji if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. GamerFuji would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.