GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the unseeing terrible rock band, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the terrible rock band
“As do I” GamerFuji replied sharply. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke dingle berry of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the terrible rock band cried aloud. “Compared to you, dingle berry is like a splashed wrinkle.” The terrible rock band then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear unseeing terrible rock band, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the terrible rock band inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make hideous love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that boy mayor of secondlife and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke dingle berry growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, terrible rock band will be unseeing no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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