Fatty Bo Batty

Fatty Bo Batty's self-summary

Fatty Bo Batty is a gorgeous 2 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, deadly hair the color of a factory reset button, and self-centered eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, suck in, and fuck (in that order).

What Fatty Bo Batty is doing with their life

Fatty Bo Batty runs a succesful keepsake machete harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Fatty Bo Batty selects the most maniacal keepsake machete, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the keepsake machete at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Fatty Bo Batty also is part of a comedy podcast

Fatty Bo Batty is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks loosely sexy.

Fatty Bo Batty spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a keepsake machete turns out to be more filthy than maniacal.

You should message Fatty Bo Batty if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Fatty Bo Batty would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.

Fatty Bo Batty has appeared in:

Surviving the 7-Upocalypse