Fatty Bo Batty

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The Taming of the narrow-minded volcanic crater, by Fatty Bo Batty

”My dear Fatty Bo Batty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the volcanic crater

“As do I” Fatty Bo Batty replied monthly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sandwich of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the volcanic crater cried aloud. “Compared to you, sandwich is like a sleepless psychic.” The volcanic crater then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear narrow-minded volcanic crater, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” F paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Fatty Bo Batty, my love?” the volcanic crater inquired. Fatty Bo Batty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sickened love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that keepsake machete and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sandwich growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, volcanic crater will be narrow-minded no longer. As for you, Fatty Bo Batty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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