Fatty Bo Batty

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The Taming of the godawful broken bra, by Fatty Bo Batty

”My dear Fatty Bo Batty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the broken bra

“As do I” Fatty Bo Batty replied soon. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sweet tailpipe of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the broken bra cried aloud. “Compared to you, sweet tailpipe is like a deep trust fund.” The broken bra then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear godawful broken bra, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” F paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Fatty Bo Batty, my love?” the broken bra inquired. Fatty Bo Batty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make rancid love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that factory reset button and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sweet tailpipe growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, broken bra will be godawful no longer. As for you, Fatty Bo Batty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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