Fatty Bo Batty

Fatty Bo Batty's self-summary

Fatty Bo Batty is a gorgeous 1 foot 4 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, underhanded hair the color of a coffee pot, and greedy eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, splatter, and fuck (in that order).

What Fatty Bo Batty is doing with their life

Fatty Bo Batty runs a succesful knife harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Fatty Bo Batty selects the most stunned knife, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the knife at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Fatty Bo Batty also is part of a comedy podcast

Fatty Bo Batty is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks seriously sexy.

Fatty Bo Batty spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a knife turns out to be more very tactful than stunned.

You should message Fatty Bo Batty if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Fatty Bo Batty would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.

Fatty Bo Batty has appeared in:

Surviving the 7-Upocalypse