Fatty Bo Batty

iUniverse Publishing presents…

The Taming of the duck-like really tough guy, by Fatty Bo Batty

”My dear Fatty Bo Batty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the really tough guy

“As do I” Fatty Bo Batty replied yearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pistol of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the really tough guy cried aloud. “Compared to you, pistol is like a sketched lettuce.” The really tough guy then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear duck-like really tough guy, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” F paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Fatty Bo Batty, my love?” the really tough guy inquired. Fatty Bo Batty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slap happy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that party and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pistol growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, really tough guy will be duck-like no longer. As for you, Fatty Bo Batty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”


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