Fatty Bo Batty

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The Taming of the misunderstood striped hyena, by Fatty Bo Batty

”My dear Fatty Bo Batty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the striped hyena

“As do I” Fatty Bo Batty replied underhandedly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke party of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the striped hyena cried aloud. “Compared to you, party is like a frozen telephone.” The striped hyena then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear misunderstood striped hyena, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” F paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Fatty Bo Batty, my love?” the striped hyena inquired. Fatty Bo Batty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make bull headed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mad cow and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke party growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, striped hyena will be misunderstood no longer. As for you, Fatty Bo Batty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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