EldritchHat's self-summary

EldritchHat is a gorgeous 6 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, congratulating hair the color of a pair of hairy legs, and bloodless eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, scatter, and fuck (in that order).

What EldritchHat is doing with their life

EldritchHat runs a succesful big idiot harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, EldritchHat selects the most bull headed big idiot, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the big idiot at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

EldritchHat also is part of a comedy podcast

EldritchHat is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks sharply sexy.

EldritchHat spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a big idiot turns out to be more vengeful than bull headed.

You should message EldritchHat if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. EldritchHat would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.