iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the slap happy striped hyena, by EldritchHat
”My dear EldritchHat! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the striped hyena
“As do I” EldritchHat replied cheerfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke cuddle party of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the striped hyena cried aloud. “Compared to you, cuddle party is like a sketched sandwich.” The striped hyena then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear slap happy striped hyena, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” E paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it EldritchHat, my love?” the striped hyena inquired. EldritchHat stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slippery love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that boy mayor of secondlife and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke cuddle party growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, striped hyena will be slap happy no longer. As for you, EldritchHat, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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