Other Voice is mysterious, unknown, and writes jingles in their spare time. Don’t ask for any more information, they’re very protective of their privacy. Strengths: Enhanced durability

Readeth the magicked words within the Necronomewcon Waveth thine plasticked wand over lavender candles Whileth pouring dirty chai teas into thine enemy skulls And then speaketh, foolish mortal, the words of power: EA! EA! WE SUMMON THEE, GARBO ARTIST FROM HELL S̬̣̫͠H̞̫E ͓͘WHO͏̹̯̬ D͖̣̗R̠̠̟Ạ̡WS A ̤̞̝̤TON͍̙ ̴OF̝̀ FP͝LU͔̳͠S A̩̗͓R̰͠TWO͟R̳̬̼K͔̻̜ S̞̠̪̳AN̼G͇̪̯UIN̨A̪̦̲͇RY ̞̖̩͓NO̱͖͠VE̞̳̜Ĺ̹

Malt spends his days stalking bugs and talking to nature. He spends his nights chirping into his computer with deadpan absurdity. Strengths: Bold, flavorful, gives you a burst of energy, enhanced durability; Weaknesses: Bitter, overworks your heart, dehydrates;