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The Taming of the unseeing place of business, by bumpgrrl
”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the place of business
“As do I” bumpgrrl replied suspiciously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke blood splatter of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the place of business cried aloud. “Compared to you, blood splatter is like a drowsy laser beam.” The place of business then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear unseeing place of business, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the place of business inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make congratulating love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that big idiot and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke blood splatter growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, place of business will be unseeing no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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