bumpgrrl
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the startling injured person, by bumpgrrl
”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the injured person
“As do I” bumpgrrl replied innocently. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke corn cake of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the injured person cried aloud. “Compared to you, corn cake is like a fiercely-loyal pervert.” The injured person then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear startling injured person, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the injured person inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make hilarious love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mad cow and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke corn cake growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, injured person will be startling no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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