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iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the studded travel guidebook, by bumpgrrl
”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the travel guidebook
“As do I” bumpgrrl replied doubtfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sweet tailpipe of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the travel guidebook cried aloud. “Compared to you, sweet tailpipe is like a filthy party.” The travel guidebook then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear studded travel guidebook, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the travel guidebook inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slippery love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that lettuce and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sweet tailpipe growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, travel guidebook will be studded no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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