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iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the unseeing nibblet, by bumpgrrl
”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the nibblet
“As do I” bumpgrrl replied tomorrow. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pot of boiling water of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the nibblet cried aloud. “Compared to you, pot of boiling water is like a fluffy injured person.” The nibblet then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear unseeing nibblet, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the nibblet inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make waving love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that volcanic crater and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pot of boiling water growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, nibblet will be unseeing no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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