Marriage – A great and wonderful thing. It’s something built on respect, love and communication. It’s something that must be carefully thought out and planned by sober adults in all seriousness.

…unless you’re these people and there’s not enough Nintendo references in the traditional wedding vows for your liking. Meet the folks on Offbeatbride.com, a collection of nerds and weirdos who truly have the making of a marriage that might make it a few months!

This time around, Extra Credit RSVPs “maybe” to a Juggernaut Lonely wedding.

With Amelia Blank, Shell Game, Turkeyvolume, and Sherman Tank

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Shell Game
Cover art by Dr. Activisionary