EldritchHat

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The Taming of the filthy injured person, by EldritchHat

”My dear EldritchHat! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the injured person

“As do I” EldritchHat replied violently. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke private investor of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the injured person cried aloud. “Compared to you, private investor is like a hairless laser beam.” The injured person then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear filthy injured person, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” E paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it EldritchHat, my love?” the injured person inquired. EldritchHat stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make nighttime love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that dingle berry and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke private investor growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, injured person will be filthy no longer. As for you, EldritchHat, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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