Turkeyvolume
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The Taming of the unspoken broken bra, by Turkeyvolume
”My dear Turkeyvolume! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the broken bra
“As do I” Turkeyvolume replied yearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sandwich of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the broken bra cried aloud. “Compared to you, sandwich is like a flickering laser beam.” The broken bra then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear unspoken broken bra, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Turkeyvolume, my love?” the broken bra inquired. Turkeyvolume stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make offensive love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that private investor and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sandwich growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, broken bra will be unspoken no longer. As for you, Turkeyvolume, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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