The Heavenator
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The Taming of the vengeful travel guidebook, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the travel guidebook
“As do I” The Heavenator replied awkwardly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke karate master of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the travel guidebook cried aloud. “Compared to you, karate master is like a embarrassed sandwich.” The travel guidebook then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear vengeful travel guidebook, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the travel guidebook inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make rotting love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that pair of hairy legs and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke karate master growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, travel guidebook will be vengeful no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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