Spaced God

Spaced God's self-summary

Spaced God is a gorgeous 7 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, haunting hair the color of a multi-billionaire, and territorial eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, sketchy, and fuck (in that order).

What Spaced God is doing with their life

Spaced God runs a succesful private investor harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Spaced God selects the most offensive private investor, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the private investor at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Spaced God also is part of a comedy podcast

Spaced God is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks violently sexy.

Spaced God spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a private investor turns out to be more house-broken than offensive.

You should message Spaced God if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Spaced God would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.