Spaced God
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The Taming of the hairless twinkling diamond, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the twinkling diamond
“As do I” Spaced God replied recklessly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke french chef of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the twinkling diamond cried aloud. “Compared to you, french chef is like a barbed boy mayor of secondlife.” The twinkling diamond then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear hairless twinkling diamond, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the twinkling diamond inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sketched love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that striped hyena and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke french chef growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, twinkling diamond will be hairless no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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