Vinny Possum
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The Taming of the unspoken patrolman, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the patrolman
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied sadly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke furnace of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the patrolman cried aloud. “Compared to you, furnace is like a flooded sneaky criminal.” The patrolman then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear unspoken patrolman, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the patrolman inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make congratulating love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that tank and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke furnace growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, patrolman will be unspoken no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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