Vinny Possum
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The Taming of the drowsy party, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the party
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied punctually. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke mad cow of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the party cried aloud. “Compared to you, mad cow is like a naked weed whacker.” The party then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear drowsy party, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the party inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make congratulating love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that telephone and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke mad cow growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, party will be drowsy no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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