Gyro

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The Taming of the gripping french chef, by Gyro

”My dear Gyro! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the french chef

“As do I” Gyro replied weakly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke friendly grandma of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the french chef cried aloud. “Compared to you, friendly grandma is like a querulous striped hyena.” The french chef then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear gripping french chef, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Gyro, my love?” the french chef inquired. Gyro stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make splashed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that telephone and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke friendly grandma growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, french chef will be gripping no longer. As for you, Gyro, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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