Goose

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The Taming of the frozen puppy, by Goose

”My dear Goose! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the puppy

“As do I” Goose replied tensely. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke trust fund of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the puppy cried aloud. “Compared to you, trust fund is like a costumed friendly grandma.” The puppy then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear frozen puppy, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Goose, my love?” the puppy inquired. Goose stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make flickering love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that knife and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke trust fund growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, puppy will be frozen no longer. As for you, Goose, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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