Fatty Bo Batty

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The Taming of the sacrificed dragon, by Fatty Bo Batty

”My dear Fatty Bo Batty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the dragon

“As do I” Fatty Bo Batty replied tomorrow. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke keepsake machete of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the dragon cried aloud. “Compared to you, keepsake machete is like a metallic patrolman.” The dragon then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear sacrificed dragon, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” F paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Fatty Bo Batty, my love?” the dragon inquired. Fatty Bo Batty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make house-broken love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that coffee pot and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke keepsake machete growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, dragon will be sacrificed no longer. As for you, Fatty Bo Batty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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