Fatty Bo Batty

Fatty Bo Batty's self-summary

Fatty Bo Batty is a gorgeous 8 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, zombie-like hair the color of a laser beam, and disobeyed eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, suck in, and fuck (in that order).

What Fatty Bo Batty is doing with their life

Fatty Bo Batty runs a succesful multi-billionaire harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Fatty Bo Batty selects the most sexy multi-billionaire, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the multi-billionaire at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Fatty Bo Batty also is part of a comedy podcast

Fatty Bo Batty is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks recklessly sexy.

Fatty Bo Batty spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a multi-billionaire turns out to be more studded than sexy.

You should message Fatty Bo Batty if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Fatty Bo Batty would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.