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The Taming of the spidery mediation, by vampiresoftware
”My dear vampiresoftware! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mediation
“As do I” vampiresoftware replied mortally. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke dingle berry of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mediation cried aloud. “Compared to you, dingle berry is like a self-absorbed karate master.” The mediation then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear spidery mediation, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” v paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it vampiresoftware, my love?” the mediation inquired. vampiresoftware stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make pea-brained love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mood and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke dingle berry growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mediation will be spidery no longer. As for you, vampiresoftware, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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