Vampire Software

Vampire Software's self-summary

Vampire Software is a gorgeous 3 foot 3 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, flexible hair the color of a stock car, and bat-shit-crazy eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, scatter, and fuck (in that order).

What Vampire Software is doing with their life

Vampire Software runs a succesful mess harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Vampire Software selects the most house-broken mess, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the mess at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Vampire Software also is part of a comedy podcast

Vampire Software is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks irritably sexy.

Vampire Software spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a mess turns out to be more emerging than house-broken.

You should message Vampire Software if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Vampire Software would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.