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iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the sticky friendly grandma, by bumpgrrl
”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the friendly grandma
“As do I” bumpgrrl replied vivaciously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke decrepit Irish cottage of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the friendly grandma cried aloud. “Compared to you, decrepit Irish cottage is like a pea-brained stock car.” The friendly grandma then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear sticky friendly grandma, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the friendly grandma inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slap happy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that laser beam and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke decrepit Irish cottage growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, friendly grandma will be sticky no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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