bumpgrrl

Wanted by the FBI: bumpgrrl

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $14,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator bumpgrrl.

Remarks:

bumpgrrl has the following tattoos: a dog poop on their lower back; a pistol atop a factory reset button on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a mediation on their forehead.

Details:

bumpgrrl is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera promptly attacking the store clerk with a background story. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $5000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted bumpgrrl two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered background story to a confused homeless person. If you see bumpgrrl, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described bumpgrrl to be as “pathless, rebellious, and a terrible dresser to boot.”