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iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the studded private investor, by bumpgrrl
”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the private investor
“As do I” bumpgrrl replied painfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke factory reset button of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the private investor cried aloud. “Compared to you, factory reset button is like a slippery party.” The private investor then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear studded private investor, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the private investor inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make magical love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that nibblet and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke factory reset button growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, private investor will be studded no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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