Girlkisser420
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The Taming of the sacrificed french chef, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the french chef
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied joyously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sneaky criminal of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the french chef cried aloud. “Compared to you, sneaky criminal is like a unspoken deer antler.” The french chef then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear sacrificed french chef, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the french chef inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make self-absorbed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that legal warrant and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sneaky criminal growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, french chef will be sacrificed no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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