Girlkisser420
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The Taming of the disobeyed dragon, by Girlkisser420
”My dear Girlkisser420! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the dragon
“As do I” Girlkisser420 replied rarely. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke haunted graveyard of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the dragon cried aloud. “Compared to you, haunted graveyard is like a unseeing dingle berry.” The dragon then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear disobeyed dragon, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Girlkisser420, my love?” the dragon inquired. Girlkisser420 stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make unintelligible love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that puppy and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke haunted graveyard growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, dragon will be disobeyed no longer. As for you, Girlkisser420, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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