Sanguinary Novel

Readeth the magicked words within the Necronomewcon
Waveth thine plasticked wand over lavender candles
Whileth pouring dirty chai teas into thine enemy skulls
And then speaketh, foolish mortal, the words of power:
EA! EA!
WE SUMMON THEE, GARBO ARTIST FROM HELL
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S̞̠̪̳AN̼G͇̪̯UIN̨A̪̦̲͇RY ̞̖̩͓NO̱͖͠VE̞̳̜Ĺ̹

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Sanguinary Novel has contributed to:

Wizard Kids in America (Oh No!)Objects in Reddit May Be Shorter Than They Appear Grave New World

Documents provided:

Gaming in the Clinton Years The White Elephant in the Room This Is Spiner Tap