GamerFuji

Wanted by the FBI: GamerFuji

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $48,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator GamerFuji.

Remarks:

GamerFuji has the following tattoos: a karate master on their lower back; a french chef atop a travel guidebook on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a rough-skinned newt on their forehead.

Details:

GamerFuji is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera speedily attacking the store clerk with a mad cow. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $4000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted GamerFuji two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered mad cow to a confused homeless person. If you see GamerFuji, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described GamerFuji to be as “absent, fractured, and a terrible dresser to boot.”