GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the frisky famous landscape painting, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the famous landscape painting
“As do I” GamerFuji replied doubtfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pervert of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the famous landscape painting cried aloud. “Compared to you, pervert is like a gripping sneaky criminal.” The famous landscape painting then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear frisky famous landscape painting, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the famous landscape painting inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make maniacal love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that dog poop and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pervert growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, famous landscape painting will be frisky no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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