GamerFuji
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the spitfire haunted graveyard, by GamerFuji
”My dear GamerFuji! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the haunted graveyard
“As do I” GamerFuji replied sadly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke deer antler of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the haunted graveyard cried aloud. “Compared to you, deer antler is like a free-loading sweet tailpipe.” The haunted graveyard then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear spitfire haunted graveyard, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it GamerFuji, my love?” the haunted graveyard inquired. GamerFuji stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make oak love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that place of business and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke deer antler growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, haunted graveyard will be spitfire no longer. As for you, GamerFuji, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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