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Episode 37Released Apr 25 2018

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This week, Extra Credit ODs on vanilla extract.

with Argyle Funk, Dr. Activisionary, dijon du jour, Shell Game, and Amelia Blank

Edited by Ganymede
Content provided by Tay Pemsey
Cover art by Dr. Activisionary

Subject featured Music used
  • Scamboy by Guapdad 4000
  • Strength Thru Shopping by Jello Biafra And The Guantanamo School Of Medicine
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